The Centers for Disease Control has recently updated their emergency preparedness page with an entry on surviving a Zombie Apocalypse. I would like to point out that MVGS explored this very topic MONTHS AGO. While the CDC was dragging its heels, we here at MVGS have been on the vanguard of disaster preparedness strategy. I’d like to thank all the students who helped us formulate our Zombie Apocalypse Survival Plan, even those of you whose first impulse was to feed the teachers to the zombies as a distraction. I won’t be hanging out near you when the zombies come, but I am impressed with your forethought, nonetheless. (You can totally have Mr. Hess; his brain is probably large from all that math work, which will keep the zombies eating for a while, and he’s capable of putting up a good fight, which will give the rest of us more time to get away.) Check out the official government sanction of our teaching techniques here.
MVGS – On the Cutting Edge